junie b. jones

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

Being born physically later, but chronologically older is a fucking power move if I’ve ever heard of one. 

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

I’ve been immortalized y’all! Seriously how gorgeous is this?? ITS ME!

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

lovelies love lavender