Karma is a cat

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

oh its bad back there.

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

okay. rude.

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

Introducing my new stuffed animals to the bed like a landlord would with a new apartment

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

World Heritage Post

okay judgemental free zone here because I’m genuinely curious: how much of supernatural have y'all ACTUALLY watched

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling