Nodding along with your Shane dying post but like how miserable is Ilya after it? Is there a suicide attempt at some point, is he moving to a whole other country? Is he marrying Svetlana and having the most miserable marriage ever but sveta can't leave him because then he really does have no one
pivoting from the secretary (2002) remake briefly. see the thing is that if shane died ilya would probably TRY to kill himself but he is ontologically incapable of succeeding because ilya is in the haunting of hill house (2018) or dark (2017-2020) and his genre is never ever letting him go. so he would have no choice but to eventually settle on living out a sundance movie about love and loss and accepting our powerlessness in the universe. he’d move to a small town in newfoundland and become a vegetarian and get really good at chopping wood and buy a boat and wear a lot of cardigans.






















