“I Have Been Zoned Out Since 2014”

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

what do you mean my childhood affected me

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

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