A Catchall Place

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

Coexisting With The Fair Folk Who Have Taken Up Residence In/Around/Beneath Your University: A How-To Guide

See more of my comics here, and my art here!

Whole bunch of lore/things I couldn’t fit/everything I love about the overlap in superstition and General College Weirdness below the cut-

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

-yeast

-sugar

-time

Peepswine moodboard

Antlife Shell

Arcanine’s Magic Aura

Aura of Virginity

Bigboy’s Hand

Commune with Nando’s

Comprehend Latrine

Create or Destroy Wafer

Clown of Madness

Dispel Evil and Google

Feeblemime

Ginger of Death

Fizban’s Paywall Shield

Flock of Fangirls

🦇Service Mindset🦇

HR: “We need you to take down or cover up the photo of Nicolas Cage hanging above your desk.”

Rebel: “Why?”

HR: “Your coworkers have been complaining that it’s distracting and makes them uncomfortable.”

Rebel: “What do you expect me to cover it up with?”

HR: “Whatever you want. Doesn’t matter. Just cover it up.”

I decided to draw this thing based off of a bigger idea I had when the PPG reboot started using memes (so like… right from the beginning). Kids HATE memes/fads when adults or corporations who have no clue what they’re doing or why it was supposed to be cool or funny in the first place use them. ‘Cause then they just suck out your life essence and make you wanna die. So… clearly they should be used as a tool of evil! To destroy children! And what better lame-o to use a tool like that than THIS chimpy lame-o!

i used the whole yarn ball

I fucking love heraldry. I love it as a part of old European nonsense along with the clown egg register and cheese rolling. I love that you can’t say blue, yellow, and red, you have to say “azure, or, and gules.” I love the dozens of words you have to use to describe how a lion is standing, how many legs it’s standing on, and which way it’s looking. I love nebbish heraldry dorks who say shit like “B-b-but it breaks tincture code!” because you used the wrong shade in a palette that has six shades of reddish-brown and one shade of green.

1. you liked it (or thought it was important) enough to put it on your own tumblr

2. your opinion, even if your tumblr has zero followers, is not nothing