A Study in Pantone 2955C

Do you guys think John Mulaney is hysterically/nervously laughing over a horse joke from a 2018 Netflix special right now?

stop putting the damn “what happens in your head when you do math” post on my dash. you know what happens in my head when i see a math problem? my eyes go blank and stupid horse starts playing somewhere

no dialogue but i’m laughing my ass off

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

I can’t believe there are people who don’t hear “The Spanish Flu” and immediately think “that’s what killed Edward Cullen”

some of us where busy immediately thinking “it didn’t originate in Spain Spain was just neutral in WWI so they were the only ones allowed to talk about it at first we don’t know for sure where it originated but the prevailing theory is an army base in kansas”

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

obsessed with this girl in my bio class who always brings a full litre bottle of coke to every lesson, today she said “im just genuinely not a nice person” to my bio teacher when he asked her why she swore so much. In year eleven before one of our gcse exams as we were lining up outside the exam hall she came up to me and said “what exam is this” and when i told her physics she said “yeah i think i can do that” and got in line

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

@uwu-yifan there’s more

en garde

Aliens for April…… why not

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

Why not?

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

wild