Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

sometimes when i’m bored i beat my bisexual son and he screams loud as fuuuuuck

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way