bela lugosi's dead and me also i feel not so good

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

My brand new Portal AU where its just five hours of a 45 year old tech CEO yelling at her desktop because it won't run her programs

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.