bela lugosi's dead and me also i feel not so good

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Shark facts! Greenland sharks are amazing af tbh but with all the new stuff we're learning about them? They're fantastic!

this is the coolest fucking wizard ive ever seen

HIM