Feline Fine

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

What do you guys think of my new yellow curtains that I’ve pushed to the right side of my windows?

Hi, literary expert who drinks lots of water here. Come over.

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

what about his penis my friend wants to know

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

money is truly wasted on the rich i swear to fucking god