words, like dakimakura, were made to lie with

Nothing will make me interact with something less than calling the player characters from Arknights and Umamusume by a frankly pretty racist feeling term. There really doesn't feel like much difference between "Dokutah/Torenah" and someone making fun of Japanese people trying to pronounce English words.

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

okay I was willing to entertain people mourning for a bit but why are people pretending pjackk was ever funny

not only is the butthole sniffing scene in the movie, but they made sure to put it in the trailer, too

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

If someone sends me a video of their ska band doing this, I’ll make them an album cover. It has to be in front of an audience.

I'm starting to think it's not the beer that makes you drunk, but rather the can itself

Uncharted cave systems are the perfect place to hash out your relationship drama

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.