It's bigger on the inside

was talking to an ex friend once about being disabled and was like “yeah, the government wants me dead” to which she responded “noooo dont say thatttt that’s not true :( “ and i just need people to fucking think critically before saying something they think will be comforting because what the fuck do you mean the government doesn’t want disabled people dead have you never fucking heard of EUGENICS

wdym i have to keep going

“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.

It's never not funny to me that Leon, the most by the books Knight in all of Camelot, hears Merlin say "I need a crossbow to kill the king right now." And his first thought is "Damn Merlin is being funny as hell today" and hands him the best crossbow in the armory.

deadbeat group chat member

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

If you're cold, they're cold; let vampires into your home.

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

I’ve lived alone cooking for one and I’ve been the main cook in the house for several people. I’ve worked with a budget of ten dollars and I’ve worked with a weekly budget of three hundred dollars. And either way there’s just never enough freezer space somehow.

Frozen food must just be one of those animals that grows to fill the space it’s given or something because idk how I can manage to have equal trouble with both a tiny freezer and a giant garage deep freeze.

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

aftercare for posting on ao3

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)