Mischief Managed

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

I will always remember Christopher Lee as that horrifying moment in the LOTR commentaries where Peter Jackson says he started to direct him on how to act like he’d been stabbed and Christopher Lee goes “no no peter dear, when someone is stabbed like this, THIS is how they look, they don’t make a sound, air just leaves them all at once” and peter jackson remembers in that moment that lee was in the secret service and just slowly backs away.

where my texas boys at..

texas 

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

life is like a giant mushroom 

Explain

FIrst law of robotics: they can’t cum

didn’t realize the context for this was video games at first and thought it was a lot funnier without it

Thanks! I hate it!

My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on Christianity that I’ve begun to wage in my humble Jamba Juice. That really gets me going