Whatever

call me old fashioned but i think best friends should kiss frequently and casually. just to clear the air

Bro quick kiss me on the lips I need it for character development

this is what people on tumblr call you when they dont want to say cunt

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

NINJAS?!

whatever you’re expecting I can guarantee you’re wrong

3D

4 or 5D

1E

Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.

This cat is LEG BOUNCING himself in the face

Reblogging again to remind everyone that cats are graceless balls of reflexes with no impulse control and we love them for it