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ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.
I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.
Sorry guys, can't not reblog this
I love good news
One more time for the good discharge news in the morning!!
Periodically reblogging the lucky potato because I damn well need it! â¤ď¸
we decided this worked for my wife so maybe itâll work for me (and my moms teeth lmao Jesus what is life)
I posted this like yesterdayâŚ.today something amazing happened ! POTATO!?!? Is that you?! White snake God?! Who did this!
TLDR: the timer counting down to 2 PM Eastern 04/18/2024 could be counting down to an unannounced drop of Rep: TV with the way the number two has been teased and it would make the release of TTPD basically the life and death of her relationship
posting this bc
#1 I love having a friend group of swifties who are all hackers
#2 if we somehow manage to be right, I want proof
so this episode huh

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iâm thinkingâŚ.maybe this is the good luck post
âŚ..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Â
So you know.Â
This might be the real one, yâall.
My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!
For everyone looking for a bit of good,
Manifest this shit. Spreading the love to each and every one of you. You deserve the good that comes.
i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming
i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight
Fuck Iâm at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and Iâm probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterdayâs night âjust for fun and because I donât want any bagel to be mad with meâ, and todayâs afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasnât let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
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Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girlÂ
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
Giv news
This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.
im passed my drivers testđđ˝
Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao
plz bagel plssss đ
BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL
Bagel, pls
bagel please i need this thank you
And this kids is how you start a cult
I donât normally participate in these kinds of posts buuut Iâm desperately trying to convince my folks to let me get a chinchilla so Iâm gonna give this one a shot even if I typiodont believe in these things.
Gotta see if this actually works or not, wish me luck!
I need to try
please this is like the third time
pls bagel đ
the fun thing about english/literature class is that no matter your feelings towards english/literature as a subject, there is always That One Fucking Short Story that you remember decades later because holy hotdogs that was a fucked up thing to make a 10th grader read
the notes are Enlightening
oof roald dahl and ray bradbury really did a fucking number on us huh

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can you trigger tag bisexuality please
no but i can fuck both your parents
whyâre giraffes so violent
most big herbivores are, frankly. if you have a pretty steady supply of food and donât have to worry about missing a hunt and starving to death, you can afford to throw your weight around more and generally be more aggressive!
thatâs why the most dangerous big animals in the world are almost all herbivores.
this is also why walking right up to these things in Jurassic Park would have been a fantastically bad idea
Sauropods would be fucking TERRIFYING and it annoys the hell out of me that media constantly portrays them as passive and harmless. That Indominus from Jurassic World would have been SLAUGHTERED against an Apatosaurus, let alone a whole HERD of them
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I watched a show this last week talking about bull sharks, and in one clip a bull shark bumps into some hippos up a river, and the hippo tried to stomp the shark out!! Donât fuck with hippos
the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can't get me
y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists
non natives can, should, and will reblog this.
We forgot about it
I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theoriesâ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical
I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it
People talk about depression like itâs just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

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Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say âowâ, even if they havenât actually been hurt. Itâs just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but arenât sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They canât even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each otherâs nests! Just for fun! Itâs not their nest; theyâre just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They donât seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. Theyâre learning to travel in space!!! They canât get very far, but theyâre trying!!! So far, theyâve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist
iâm cRYING
âSo far, theyâve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocksâ is still maybe the cutest thing thatâs ever been said about space exploration.
black kids deserve a coming of a age teenage love movie where violence or drugs arenât the plot
Please.
Say that shit again louder for the people in the back