Procrastinate

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

people in my notes mentioning that people don't respect the fact that they can't do certain things without heavy consequences and ableds want us to beat those consequences for their convenience. and that's true but i do mean that people who say that they can't do something need to be taken at face value that it's just not possible to do at all. i want people to respect the literal meaning of "i cant'" because it's often dangerous otherwise. like people will straight up put a disabled person into situations that are harmful or incredibly dangerous for them being they assume "can't" means "i can a little bit". and when that thing is "I can't eat [allergen]" or "i can't walk at all" and you get stuck with food contaminants or at the top of a half flight of stairs they assumed wouldn't be a problem then that can actively, seriously, literally be harmful and dangerous

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

bodies should never ever hurt when i’m trying to sleep. like girl literally just turn off. that’s enough

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I'm trapped in a hospital bed, my body writhing in agony, while my younger siblings scream in terror outside. I hear the explosions and their cries over the phone, and I can do nothing to protect them. And what's worse, I've run out of my medications and painkillers. I hope you can stand by me and h@lp me bu.y them quickly so I can alleviate some of my pain and suffering. Please stand by me.

My chances of survival are diminishing every moment. My medication is almost gone, and my health is extremely poor. Please stand by me and h@lp me buy my medication urgently and h@lp me to travel to a safe country for my surgery. Please stand by me.

Please don't stop, Please, I don't want to d.ie. Pplease h@lp me rais.e the m0ney for my medication and surgery as s00n as possible. Please stand by me. Please d0nt skip me..

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, lesbianism isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women