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“Charlie” ⦿ Lola Dupre — mixed-media collage

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rickybabyboy

AHHHHH!!! BLAH! BLAH! I ATTACKING YOUR BLOOD!!

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on a pillow baring his fangs

lesbiangiratina

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

rickybabyboy

my brushies can i have some brushies?

ID: Orange and white tabby rubbing his face against a hair brush

jimmyhoffathecat

POV: you’re being buried alive by the villain’s comedic henchmen

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queenlua

all engineers are brothers (found attached to a steamship's engine):

1. 'The Squeak' apparently is originating from the Low Pressure (LP) valve. This is a large "D" slide valve with a lot of metal to metal contact. 2. We have inspected the valve, seat and LP cylinder and piston numerous times. We can find no evidence of rubbing, galling, burnishing, or any other sign of metal to metal contact. 3. 'The Squeak' is dependent on engine speed and temperature; as the engine heats up 'The Squeak' increases. Inexplicably, as the speed increases the sound decreases. 4. Suggestions about using WD-40 or needing sewing machine oil are not helpful. 5. If you wish to discuss 'The Squeak' with the Chief Engineer please donate $1 to The Squeak Abatement Fund to aid in construction of a new LP valve. If too many passengers speak with the Chief regarding 'The Squeak', the donation may be diverted to the Chief's beer fund.

botanyshitposts

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

token-white-friend

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

noodle-dragon

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

tentacles-and-coffee

Let’s see what you can do bagel

#thank you bagel ahead of time

kosmogrl

allthatispeculiar

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wow, i’m actually missing him

#that’s good yeah??#that’s a good sign that the vibes are in the right place so far #now we’ve been chatting a couple of weeks and we’ve been on two dates #i don’t want to jump any guns #but the vibes are really really good so far #especially him holding my hand and carrying my bags for me ☺️🤭🫣#like wowowow

sometiktoksarevalid

beleester

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

god, i hate this place so fucking much

#can’t wait to actually be gone forever #i will not come back again #i swear it

i have to quit this place again, but i’m feeling kind of bad about it tbh

#i should tell my boss today #bc i probably won’t be in all week #bc it’s tech and show week #ughhhh #i hate doing this #i don’t want to burn this bridge #if it comes down to it i guess i could text him about it #but i have to tell him i’m being a pain in the ass anyway this week #i feel bad #i should’ve had this talk weeks ago #leave it to past me to leave it till the last minute #as usual #typical me

bimmyjimmy

angrily sleeping because i made him give the bed to moose since moose was there first

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witnessings

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

brick3621

blahlahblash

merry last day of pride month heh (im super late)

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