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the world is so beautiful you can eat rice here

#this is how vampire siring works

we're all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that's such an incredible color for a cat to be

where's that picture that ruined my life

everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

Back in my day we called it nightblogging and we blamed the Australians

that's only one mice?

i wasn't "struck" by lightning okay she touched me as gently as a lover. my heart stopped because i was so overcome with adoration. god. you really dont know anything.

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell