not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

🧯💨

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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

He’s actually bad ass

So awesome I love him

So awesome I love him 💝

This goes hard he’s actually awesome

Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭