Stay in your lane

absolute precision

trust no one, not even no one

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

and you were

fred says Fuck

happy 50th anniversary Scooby doo

This post gave me 4d8 psych damage.

motherfu-

Me, jumping from one story idea to another without appropriately developing any of them: Parkour

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

explain

voted time magazine’s #1 limpest wrist of the century

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

no we absolutely do not

yes we do