He was destroyed!

war and hate on planet venus

suck my blood and kill my penus

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

Stinky

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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Sniffs you with my proboscis

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

everyone is meeting me in the grotto