waiting here ‘till the stars fall out of the sky

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

i should be a woman in 2007 doing woman in 2007 things

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien