cunt behavior

starting to think some of us are too good at “do it alone”. maybe we should try “do it with someone we’re not already 100% sure we’d be really great friends with just to build a potential towards that friendship”

so funny to me that moriarty paints an enormous and exquisite oil portrait of joan from memory, has joan's other nemesis murdered for daring to intrude on her territory, and joan has the audacity to tell sherlock "the difference between you and me is she's not in love with me". girl, there is no heterosexual explanation for what is happening here.

do we think jamie and sherlock's letter exchanges were mostly jamie trying to get some info on joan and who's joan seeing and has she talked about me and did she notice the evil thing i did was she impressed does she miss me should i call-

i kind of think if someone specifically records you in public and uploads it somewhere to make fun of you you should be allowed to jump them. a little

theres also guillotine option

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

shakira supporting argentina despite having two spanish children is so funny, she really hates that fuckass country and piqué

deberia hacer algún curso de restauración de libros

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

Like we have commodified human connection to a degree where if you go beyond smalltalk you're oversharing and if you talk too deeply about your life you're traumadumping and if you get visibly upset you're manipulative and if you care too much you're codependent and if you want to talk about anything heavy you're expected to go hire a therapist because your friends shouldn't have to deal with that stuff and yet we're all sitting around wondering why so many people are lonely...

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information