^häppy shrööm^

lmaooo toxic relationships be like...

baja blast

That dolphin pussy stuff

the what

it's nothing, go back to bed

b...big iron...

most things are not as important as garlic bread

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

nothing more embarrassing than being early for a meetup and being embarrassed that you look weird so you start playing with the notification bar on your phone pretending you're texting someone