Sleep Is For Other People

I used to live near the campus for Kansas State, and in 2003, I asked the biology professor there if a cat and a rabbit could ever actually produce offspring. Now, what he didn't know is the reason I was asking is because I was really into Tenchi Muyo, and had been for a long time, and I wanted to know if it was possible to get a pet that was half cat and half rabbit like Ryo-Ohki. I didn't tell him that part. But he stared at me for a good 30 seconds, and I could tell his brain was breaking, because nobody had ever asked that question before. And finally, he goes, "There's no possible way on God's earth that would ever happen. Now get the fuck out of my office." And I still think about it, 23 years later.

Me when I blindly assume everyone killed in police shootouts did nothing wrong to tell the people who survived actual fascism that they don't know what fascism is.

Yes, how awful I am for not blindly taking your screenshots and very unbiased description as accurate, which you're providing in the context of saying that actual survivors of fascism are wrong about what fascism is and you, the privileged one who lives in a liberal democracy and is free to call the state whatever they want, know better. Y'all spend your time shrieking about ZioNazis while telling survivors of actual fascism to shut up when they disagree with you.

Yes indeed, I'm going to hell for lying, which I did when I said absolutely nothing about any specific person beyond "you're just assuming all of these people were innocent of anything and not dangerous". Show me where I lied about a dead person. Please.

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.