Why Be Such A Drag?

the first commenters's profile looks like this:

and is completely blank, despite having 53 subscribers. the second commenters's profile looks like this:

he mostly posts videos that are 8 seconds long that consist of no words whatsoever, with a phone recording of a google image search results for various movies. a screenshot of one of his videos is as follows:

there is no speaking in the majority of the videos like this. as far as i can tell he is searching things like "ubisoft 2002 ps2", going to a random image result, and then recording a video and posting it anywhere from 2-4 times a day, every day for the past year. he has a google search for "ben stiller" bookmarked.

in this video, titled "Do You Have This VHS? #628" there is rare description listed.

the contents on his videos varies from time to time, but lately he's been more streamlined, sticking to one type of content as opposed to the wider variety he used to post.

the 2nd most watched video he has posted is a video of him silently opening a cat in the hat dvd case. he opens it in a way that i can only describe as "confident". he has the air an insouciance about him that i didn't think was possible to apply to the act of opening dvd cases. it has 19k views.

some of his videos are numbered, but there's not any apparent pattern for what he numbers or does not number. sometimes they appear in sequential order, but many times they do not.

the number in the video, if listed, does not pertain to how many videos of that type he has posted, as he only has 425 videos uploaded at the time of recording.

sometimes he combines concepts into bizarre, strange pairings.

anyways. heres his description. thats really all i have left to provide

Psh. Whatever. It’s not like I wanted to get my shit slonked silly style anyway…

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