Get your hands out of my cookie jar

he’s huge and we’ll get to see connor toss him around like he’s nothing. Never kill yourself

everything is about the philadelphia flyers, except the philadelphia flyers, which are about gay sex,

Danny B said remember that it’s friendship AND spite. The Philadelphia Flyers run on the power of friendship and SPITE.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DANNY BRIERE OFFER SHEETED LEO CARLSSON AFTER PVB SAID HE’D MATCH ANY OFFER SHEET THUS MAKING THE DUCKS ACT ON THEIR STATEMENT AND ALSO ALLEGEDLY SIGNED CLAUDE FUCKING GIROUX MEANING THAT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON JULY THIRD TWENTY TWENTY SIX DB CEMENTED THE NARRATIVELY TENOUS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE FLYERS AND THE DUCKS THAT STARTED ALL THE WAY SINCE C*TTER GAUTHIER AND WILL NOT END ANYTIME SOON AND ALSO IS ATTEMPTING TO FINISH THE TIME LOOP THAT IS THE FLYERS YAOI CURSE BY BRINGING HIS FLYERS ASSIGNED TRAGIC HUSBAND BACK AND THE HOCKEY RELEVANT FOREVER FLYERS CAPTAIN BACK MEANING WE HAVE A FUCKING THREE WAY NARRATIVE BOMB GOING OFF WITH ONE FELL SWOOP. WHERE THE FJCK WERE YOU WHEN THIS HAPPENED

you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny

i hope this all gives decrepit pat verbeek a heart attack and he dies tonight

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

Modern day Medusa

never kill yourself!! you can watch sports teams you hate lose championships!!!!