Deep Space Laser Cat

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell

I love the bisexual disaster that Clint is

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

Do you think Eva Stratt really thought that Grace would refuse to go? She was prepared for the possibility, obviously, but do you think she thought that when it came down to it he would do the right thing? When he refused to go, and was prepared to damn the world and all 8 billion of its inhabitants, the world she had already sacrificed so much to save, do you think she felt - just a little bit - like he was betraying her too?