Who's your Yondaddy

BETTER THAN EXPECTED

please help! our wages have been late for almost a month now and im really begging for a commission here ; o ; thank you!

HIS BEANS LOOK LIKE HEARTS. 

Didn’t you know???? Love is stored in the beans.

heck yeah they are

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

Are you guys making me ship Uncle Aaron and Uncle Peter B Parker now

I did not expected this post to go there the first time I saw it

This is like a round of cards against humanity

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

See I want to know Ragetti’s backstory because of lines like these. I wonder how a man who seems to have been a philosophy student ended up a pirate who plays down his book learning and tells Pintel he can’t read – or was his father the student, and as a boy he picked up big words like ‘dichotomy’ but couldn’t sign his name to save his life? The Ragetti who Barbossa chose as guardian of one of the Nine Pieces of Eight, who is perhaps more consistently loyal to Pintel than Will is to Elizabeth, who casually analyzes a three-way fight between pirates like someone who’s studied Shakespeare, who at one point speaks more gently and honestly to the goddess of the ocean than any other character (“you’re not saying it right, you have to say it right.”), whose first reaction to a ship capsizing is ‘tie ourselves to the mast upside down’ and who sailed to Davy Jones’ Locker just to see Jack again… what is his story?

Yeah, no, see, that’s actually a pretty damn good explanation.

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?