needs more swashbuckling and/or explosions

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

MY biggest fear as an artist: thunderstorms. thunder loud and scary

sure heated rivalry has enemies to lovers but interview with the vampire has enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

I feel like a lot of contemporary Queer Fantasy Writers™ are trying to make the Ethical Cool New Woke Harry Potter when they could simply not try to make Harry Potter again

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

Sorry to get serious on a joke but this is why using Unique passwords site-to-site is way more important than having complex passwords or changing them frequently. Chances are much lower that your, say, bank, is going to have a data breach that exposes your password. Never impossible, but pretty low. But if you sign up for some random retail site with the exact same login details, and that site has a data leak... People take those login details and try them on every higher-target site possible. Your best defense is to not have those login details match up. That's why it matters

Reblog to save a life

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no one plays off-putting women like ally beardsley. canvassing at the steelworkers union kristen applebees. posting anonymous nudes to reddit margaret encino. it smells like pussy in here olethra macleod. caved and ate my husband quinn wedbush.