you're an idiot if you think jopping is more popping than jumping just because it has more letters in common. jumping is the main act you're jumping And Popping, that's why jumping gets the first letter of jopping. You really underestimate how important the first part of the word is, especially because think about the actual acts of jumping and popping and now tell me you still think jumping isn't the base the main part of it all

i love doing nothing ❤️

Yaaaay my nothing ❤ #mynothing

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.

things are heating up in the unethical experiments fandom

If I was a sim I would go on simblr and reblog simscourse posts like “smarp floopie in zul weanow” and send my simutual a funny post which is just a picture of a duck with a smiley face icon next to it and then I would log off and die on the floor

the worst thing in the world is doing things. the second worst thing in the world is not doing things. how has no one ever come up with a solution for this

we need dj crazy times back in sarajevo :(