Sovereign of Armoured Invertebrates

HE.  There exists a singular subject in that sentence and squidward is not NB.  We are shit-posters but we should try to have standards, damnit!

first of all youre a shit poster im a good poster second squidward isnt the only one underwater on spongebob dumbass

not to mention squidward is nonbinary

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

Bring this back cos no one talks up the Asian heritage of the Blasians like Anderson Paak, H.E.R and Saweetie or the Latinasians like Bruno Mars. No one raises this much hype for the mixed white-South Asian actors. No one includes Olivia Rodrigo (white-Filipino) in the "Republic of Wasia"

God forbid non-white mixed Asians and monoracial Asians criticise the recent hype around Wasians and talk about proximity to whiteness, antiblackness and colorism, or butthurt Wasians will flood their comments sections accusing them of being divisive or complaining about how they are excluded by the Asian community. Babes, Blasians actully get excluded a lot from the Asian community becos of antiblackness, these feelings of not belonging and alienation aren't exclusive to Wasians 🙄

The Wasian meet-ups are just boba liberal bs. Becos yall were so annoyingly loud with your damn meet-ups during AAPI month and acting like victims when yall get called out by other mixed Asians and monoracial Asians for centering your whiteness. Nolan Wells is literally mixed Asian with a Blasian mother who's grieving him, they're from your community as well, but yall are staying mad quiet about his murder and the harassment his mother is receiving 🤡

i am ngl idk if this is like problmatic of me or anything but like ive never been comfortable with how people tend to glorfy wasians because speaking from persona experience, it almost always feels like any chinese rep that exists in the west has to be in proximty to whiteness and this just doesnt feel any different from that.

if the term "woke 1" is part of your vocabulary i do think you need to get beaten to death‚ because the antiblackness in that wording is SO insanely brazen and i don't think you can come back from that

demanding justice for black victims of police brutality was "too naive" for you people‚ and you're going to let grifters like AOC get away with this shit if you don't call it out every time you hear it

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

.... is one of those guys Blade?

Look I like to laugh at the horny white chicks with bad taste making poorly written erotica just like everyone else but there’s like genuine demons entrenched in the hearts of genre fiction and we gotta get those guys first.

Like yes it’s very silly that they want to fuck the crow guy that eats plastic. And her clothes are made of plastic. Extremely funny just conceptually, even funnier executed so poorly. But like Neil Gaiman is still out there. Alive.

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

hey can anyone tell me what a yumeship is?

Can we talk about the sexualization of scooby doo here?

We can’t talk about anything ever

in a videos game the Jungle has a Temple which must be a biome specific natural structure and surely means nothing. most times it's abandonedTemple covered by Jungle Vegetation but sometimes, less so since the 90s but still around, youre gonna meet some human or at least humanoid people depicted in a cartoonishly obsolete culturally syncretic racism that surely cant be really racist, guys, theyre not pointing to a real culture plus the people of color that live around me aren't like that. those are Jungle People that live in Jungle and we all know that there's no real life people that live in Jungle

most insufferable traits become tolerable and often attractive when transferred instead to a woman

this is mostly a consequence of misogyny, the forces that enable men to be sleazy scumbags by default heavily discourage that in women and so her shittiness is in active defiance of social order rather than in line with it, but critically women are just more likable

im giving back to the community by putting adrenochrome into bablies

just like random ones on the streed