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#cramorant #i think that cook cramorant is cramorant's second best pokemon unite skin #(out of five total. but second place by quite a wide margin)#my personal ranking is frontier => cook => hip-hop => pokebuki => tuxedo #these are the kinds of holowear opinions i hold in my heart about cramorant and only cramorant #gripping all of your shoulders. everybody go play cramorant in pokemon unite #actually don't do that because then i won't be able to pick cramorant #and i only know how to play one pokemon because i keep on picking cramorant #follow your heart. in my biased opinion you should play cramorant #also this is a very me-specific complaint but DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY GOT RID OF AEOS COINS.#I STOPPED PLAYING FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF #AND ALL OF MY COINS DISAPPEARED #APPARENTLY THERE WAS AN EXCHANGE PERIOD. WHICH I MISSED. SO THEY JUST VANISHED INTO THIN AIR?????#WHAT IS A LICENSE POINT. MY COINS. MY COIIIINNNNSSSSSSSSS. KERMIT WINDOW MEME

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#zoemira #<=but rumi is here too.... living in the tags. just like me #do you know those comic panels where the character is drawn very ominously. but they're saying something normal #i'm picturing that for mira #<= hi picturing that for mira i'm dad #i am also picturing a potential beginning period (when they are juuuust getting to know each other)#when mira speaks to zoey. zoey is concerned that mira thinks she is annoying\#and when rumi speaks to zoey. rumi always uses her very best PR-trained interview voice #because she receives the most validation when she performs her kpop princess persona #so the conclusion rumi has reached is that everyone loves kpop princess rumi and zoey and mira will love her too #but zoey is like. My God. i think she Hates Me Lots #(why else would she be speaking to me with her Public Voice and not like i am her kpop bandmember/soulmate #is this her way of setting a boundary between us and her signalling to me that she dislikes me)#and mira is like. My God. i think i Hate Her Lots #(fake fake fake fake fake nobody is actually that perfect i'm going to step on her braid and eat all the toppings off her bimbibap)#anyways. picturing a ~one week period where rumira are thinking #“(zoey hang out with me. zoey come to the grocery store with me. zoey you're my favorite person in this kpop band. zoey. zoey. zoeeeyyyyyy)#and at the same time zoey is penning a letter to her mother on a sad little scrap of parchment. with a dip pen.#in the dead of night. using the honmoon as her light source.#i fear i shall not last the week. it is clear they both hold nothing but hatred for me in their hearts #on monday i tried to break the ice with rumi. 'what's your favorite sunlight sister song?' i asked foolishly #'how could i choose? i love them all' she said. she gave me a huge smile that did not reach her eyes #i suspect i will be smothered in my sleep tonight for overstepping.#on tuesday i asked mira if i could join her in the dance studio. 'yeah whatever' she said #i left immediately to avoid causing further offense.#she looked slightly disappointed as i left. likely because i bothered her and broke her concentration with my foolishness #and she finds me really annoying and she wants to kill me with hammers and she hates my guts #and she also hates all the other organs not included in my gastrointestinal tract too. love zoey #and then she has to copy the letter word for word onto a second scrap of parchment for her father

poketrix celine and gwi-ma (abridged)

#poketrix au #crawling out of a ditch and getting out my corkboard and red string #i like to think that maybe they (celine/miyeong/gwi-ma) were all coworkers a long time ago #back when gwi-ma had a regular head #and then for a decade afterwards celine and gwi-ma are having conversations that are almost all about their #research and their new findings. but every once in a while it will be like #celine: “did you hear that miyeong broke up with her partner”#gwi-ma: “wow. what do you think about these experimental results”#celine: “did you hear that miyeong broke up with her partner(different partner)”#gwi-ma: “wow. what do you think about these experimental results (different experimental results)”#celine(weeping): “did you hear that miyeong is getting MARRIED in THE SPRING”#gwi-ma: “wow. do you want to be my vice president of my new company”#celine(weeping more): “did you hear that miyeong is MOVING TO A DIFFERENT REGION WITH HER HUSBAND. and THEY'RE HAVING A CHILD”#gwi-ma: “oh no. what do you think about these experimental results”#celine: “she came back”#gwi-ma: “who”#celine: “miyeong invited me over for lunch”#gwi-ma: “are you sure you don't want to quit your job and be my vice president. the hours are flexible as long as you can produce results”#celine: “look at this picture of my beautiful wife and my adorable daughter. well. not my wife YET. i will propose to her with #an Old Amber pendant and our wedding will be in the spring and our child will be the flowergirl"#gwi-ma: “that's great. when are you quitting your job and coming to work for my company”#gwi-ma: “i heard that you quit your job. i'm so glad that you've finally decided to join my compa-”#celine: “i'm stepping back from research to focus on my family :D”#gwi-ma: [odd keystone.png]

crawling out of a ditch that i fell into after crawling out of a different ditch that i fell into after crawling out of the ditch that i just crawled out of it's funnier in context

#zoemira #<=rumi would be involved if the context was here :pensive:#also you can't see it but i like to think that zoey is wearing overalls #that's all. that's all i have to say #crawling back into my ditch

gripping your shoulders. dragonite and the special delivery. everyone go put dragonite and the special delivery in your eyes as soon as possible

#poketrix au #hisuimi gets just the dragonite hat and not the full uniform. because. because she. you know. she. the hat. you know #(dragonite and the special delivery spoilers) thinking about how chill that mom was #about hana and dragonite taking her child on an impromptu magical letter delivering adventure to a different region #also. very normal about how they gave all those dogs (pokemon) jobs #PSYCHIC TYPE BOX LIFTERS??? foaming at the mouth #AN ORDERLY ROW OF PELIPPER MAILPOKEMON #the cyclizar.#frothing. frothing. frothing. frothing #Youtube

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How did Poketrix!Zoey meet Rumi and Mira respectively?

zoey and hisuimi are childhood friends, they've known each other since before hisuimi's typhlosioning!!

(pre-fish date) zoey first saw mira when she moved into town and was immediately smitten. zoey has been talking about mira for at least an hour a day every single day of the week. hisuimi doesn't get holidays off.

#poketrix au #my apologies to anyone who has ever sent me an ask and received a response months later #i have seen your ask i have thought about what i would say if i were to respond to it #and then i failed to execute the step where i actually responded (leading to over a dozen people trapped in my inbox.#unable to escape as i whisper “zoemira fish date” into a dark and mysterious chasm 50 times instead of freeing them)

wow. how cute. it sure would be a shame if Something Very Terrible happened to one or both of them

#poketrix au #poketrix au mira has natural pink hair #poketrix hisuimi COULD have natural purple hair. but i think it would be more fun if she started out with black hair #which i WOULD depict in color. but my laptop. :(. :((((. :(((((((((((((((((((((#look at that face. so full of whimsy.#face of someone who doesn't know that she's going to be in (metaphorical) Soul Debt for the next decade #i bet her pocket is filled with things like stickers and candy #and her heart is filled with joy or something

i feel like i really understand the plight of ch10 she kpop on my demon till i hunt her zoey. we are one and the same.

#keyboardless.... schemeless............ how will i go on......................#it's lori day this weekend. do you know what would be nice. LAPTOP #:(. :(((((((. :(((((((((((((((((((((#it's technically not even broken. i just don't want to stress it out #kermit rainy window gif. my laptop #:(. :((((((((((((((. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#laying about on the carpet like a beached fish #the hxbr :(polytrix)breakdown: compilation gif. MY LAPTOP #scraping the dark and bitter ash off the crumbling surface of my miserable life :pensive:

born 2 sit on a little pink silk cushion and get fed little snacks and look cute and win ribbons for looking cute, forced 2 get paws slightly damp while on the run from [kpdh demons-equivalent organization]

#poketrix au #staring morosely out of a rainy window. my laptop :mirabreakdown4:#my schemes go unschemed. my non-thumb fingers unused #i drew on the inside of a cheez-it box earlier today. that doesn't sound related to the laptop thing but it is somehow #the part where they're running from the kpdh demon-equivalent organization comes after mira's sad trip through the woods and #before they kill gwi-ma. for the record. all three of these are things that happen #my plot that i never mentioned. hashtag my plot that i never mentioned

it has swwl fruit cut energy. to me

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polytrix conditions are rough in this purpleless and pinkless image editor

in honor of yannie day i've drawn a regular normal rumi having a great day gripping your shoulder. this is your sign to read a york([Y]annie + w[ORK]) today. possibly multiple if you feel so inclined. yannie day.

(also please don't talk about ch5 of lonely lavender bones on this post. i haven't read it yet, so if you do i will have to obliterate you with my psychic hammer. and not in a fun and whimsy way.)

#polytrix #yannie day #<=yay for short #i would recommend a specific one but i think the york you will enjoy the most is a matter of personal taste #in the spirit of yannie day i think we should all whisper the title of our favorite york into the wind. maybe ao3 author yannie will hear u #i'll go first #i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine (then i start crying)#and also lonely lavender bones. of course #(i was serious about the psychic hammer smiting thing by the way)#(kermit looking out of a rainy window gif. wait for me llb ch5. wait for me)

#poketrix au #the other day i looked at the concept art for zoey #and i think i've been drawing her hair completely wrong. but it's too late now though. i am Committed #in my notes i have this as #zoey: 'the stars are beautiful tonight :)'#mira (a gay look in her eyes): yeah. the stars.#but then i remembered tomorrow is yannie day so i didn't color mira or the gay look in mira's eyes #GUYS(gnc). TOMORROW IS YANNIE DAY. GO READ YORKS #gripping your shoulders. YANNIE DAY IS IN 17 HOURS

holding them like a big sack of potatoes

#poketrix au #kermit leaning against rainy window.png. back on my poketrix again #ft. legally required growlithe #large rowdy puppy. chews on table legs. rips up socks. puts her entire hand in its mouth. rolls in mud #i do think that [person that is resistant to fire damage] is an excellent candidate for owning a fire type pokemon #especially since a lot of her stuff is already fireproof #so getting a growlithe would probably be like getting a normal dog. but she also has to train it not to spit fire at other people #arcanine is like six feet tall. do you think she gets to ride it like a horse later on. yeehaw

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the [standing outside rumi's bedroom door waiting for permission to come in] thing mira does in the movie. i think she does it A Lot

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#i too was on this brainwave last night #delighted to know that other people also thought it was vampire behavior #(if zoerumi don't like her bibimbap she'll Cry)

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the [standing outside rumi's bedroom door waiting for permission to come in] thing mira does in the movie. i think she does it A Lot

#polytrix #https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LqZLOWA5ow9eEDvnyyK3tlgLxnQHFOtD #<=(starts at IMG 5698 for those who want to see screenshots of the scene)#don't keep a lady waiting zoerumi! wake up and tell her she's allowed under the covers!!#maybe the real reason they sleep in mira's bed is not because it has the nicest mattress or largest size #or because zoey's bed is so filled with pillows and stuffed animals that it's literally unsleepable #but because one time when they were sleeping on rumi's bed they forgot to explicitly invite mira onto the bed before they fell asleep #and then she like. slept on the floor or something #“but aren't there beanbags in rumi's room. can't she sleep on the beanbags instead” no. she slept sadly. on the floor #“by 'floor' do you mean she slept on that grey carpet underneath rumi's bed?” Sadly On The Floor (Boards)#cried Sadly On The Floor for five hours because zoerumi don't love her anymore because they've realized that she's a Bad Person and #they hate her and want to kill her with hammers #caught a cold while sleeping Sadly On the Floor.#very distressing experience for everyone involved. and then they never slept on rumi's bed again to avoid repeating this experience. the en

#polytrix #what kind of incriminating photos and videos do you think that zoey has her phone #i feel like she has at least five of her parkouring in places she is definitely not allowed to be #one where like. her arm fully is in an alligator's mouth (probably not illegal but definitely concerning)#one of mira snoring #several of mira snoring #a lot. of mira snoring. that's like half of the incriminating videos #that one time rumi bit into a watermelon on a dare and couldn't get her fangs out for half an hour #crawling out of a ditch. my mutuals' posts go uneaten. my polytrix goes undrawn #because i've returned to my natural habitat (drawing cartoon animals on post-it notes)#also my new pen has FOUR COLORS #(i did buy it specifically because i saw it was polytrix colored)#(pink + purple + blue/green depending on what you personally think zoey is. it has both!!)#(and then i drew bulbasaur with it. instead of drawing polytrix. tragic)#(am i going to go draw a second pokemon instead of drawing polytrix a second time. maybe. who's to say)#(the answer is yes)

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