My Daddy Was a Cow & My Mama Was a Boy

What if there was some kind of shapeshifter where it has to ingest someone's DNA in order to add their form to its shapeshifting repertoire, and how it accomplishes this is by getting into the porn industry, getting the DNA of a lot of attractive people by getting creampied, swallowing loads, etc., and soon it's got the ability to transform into so many attractive people that it can become someone who's sexually attractive to anyone and then it can get anyone's DNA it wants by seducing and fucking them

Hey, honey? What the fuck?

This thought resulted from a Discord discussion about if it's morally wrong to fuck a Ditto

Thats a thousand times worse.

The Animorphs reboot just got real interesting

Snirgin Mary. She belongs in a Snurch

@snailifier

a sneautiful snady...

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .