kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

I want a 15 page essay on what restorative justice and rehabilitation means before I see another one of you post some shit about how we have to forgive abusers and serial predators immediately. Additionally, I need at least two pages of citations and references, and if a single one of them is a post from a social media website you will be dunked into a tank of sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads

“trad wives just need to realize their inner queer!” i promise u the white women that believe in the great replacement theory don’t have inner queer thoughts they are just nazis

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies