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Sapphires, diamonds, onyx, blue-green tourmaline, and a conch pearl in titanium and 18k pink and yellow gold.

René Lalique leather, enamel, and glass “Chantecler” collar includes a clasp collet-set with a cabochon citrine, 1909, France.

Gold, pearl and enamel Doves ring, by Ilgiz F.

Gold vermeil with garnets, £315

Ignore that they’re technically the same pikachu shhhh

18k bicoloured gold robin, the body set with rubies and diamonds, the eyes with cabochon onyx, perched on a icy branch set with diamonds.

So below (insane pussy)