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Benedict Bridgerton went “I don’t see color” except he’s just an idiot

No spoilers I’m only on episode 2

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Lip and Sword is lagging, I’m waiting for something juicier aside from workplace drama and smut without feelings.

#danmei #bookblr #lip and sword

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the thing about growing up with siblings in an abusive household is that ultimately you're each other's jail wardens and whipping boys and that does things to you no matter how much you sincerely love each other and understand why it happened the way it did and wish you could have been big and strong enough to save both of you

valtsv

it's just inevitably going to be difficult to reconcile the love you feel for the other half of a bear trap clamped around both your legs. is the thing.

which-witchhazel

The prison experiment all over again

I think if the MCU wants to gain its footing back, it should go back to basics: X-Men. Put their effort into making a really good X-Men movie or a few. Get new actors. Get the characters that we never got to see like Gambit and Morph, and give us better renditions of characters done wrong the first time like Storm and Rogue. THEN reincorporate the multiverse shit bit by bit. Make us excited to have it back. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and right now they’re doing whatever the opposite of that is.

#x men #marvel #mcu #marvel mcu

missmentelle

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal

How to meditate

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup

How to accept criticism

How to deal with bullying

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

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If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

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howmanyholesinswisscheese

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

howmanyholesinswisscheese

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

howmanyholesinswisscheese

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

which-witchhazel

ALSO TEACHERS!!

They literally teach every doctor, lawyer, president, firefighter, astronaut, everything and everyone. They take us from knowing zilch to learning anything we want and giving us the skills to do so. They care about us, nurture us, provide childcare, deal with our snot-nose asses, teach us how to cooperate with society.

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👏👏👏

ruby-white-rabbit

Reminder she starved herself to play the role in les mis so she KNOWS

which-witchhazel

In Netflix’s movie “To the Bone” there’s an exchange between two characters.

Ana: Emma Stone’s a little fat, don’t you think?

Ellen: No, I think she’s just big boned.

I remember thinking how absolutely out of pocket that statement was because Emma Stone (especially when they were talking about her) is far from fat. And now she looks like this. I can’t help but wonder if she heard that line and it got to her.

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this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

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We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

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Do not like

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Keep. Reblogging.

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If we reblog enough we could save it

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Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

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reblogged at 1.8M notes

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how did this lose over 5k notes

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

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it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

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Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

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just saw a tiktok (sorry) saying its gonna be pirate romance summer over clips of will/elizabeth and some other straight couple and then. eleanor/vane. with the caption "watch black sails". and like whatever gets ppl watching but i cant help and imagine whatever straight girlies turning on black sails expecting to see vane be some hopeless romantic to eleanors self insert and instead seeing them immediately punch each other followed by max/eleanor extended lesbian sex scene. pirate romance summer indeed

which-witchhazel

well apparently I need to watch black sails now

Here's a few things you can do to incorporate slow/mindful tech on a budget

Set yourself a TV schedule. Rather than binging an entire show, give yourself one day to watch it. If you don't finish it, you'll have to wait until next week.

Watch independent journalists on Twitch while doing other tasks. We grew up with our parents watching the news while cleaning or eating breakfast or filling out paperwork. It keeps you mindful of what's happening around you and can help you get work done rather than doomscrolling. And if you have a TV to play it on, even better.

Make mixtapes. This one will take a little bit of money but you may already have the supplies laying around (if you're me). Put your favorite songs onto a CD. Draw on the CD with sharpies. Play them in your car or just in your daily life.

Play music/TV from one spot of the house rather than carrying your phone with you while doing housework. Try not to be attached to your phone (unless for medical reasons). Set it down when you're supposed to be focusing on other things.

Practice making phone calls. Far too many of us have phone anxiety and prefer typing over talking. Practice getting over that fear by calling customer support rather than chatting with an AI agent that won't understand your frustration. Book your doctor's appointments over the phone.

Go to the library. Obvious one, but the library has books, DVDs, video games (and gaming consoles), absolutely whatever you need.

Turn on TV that you don't have ultimate control over. Live TV if you have it, but I really like the hours long videos on YouTube of PBS Kids circa 2006, or Adult Swim, or Nick at Nite, etc. and I really enjoy Dropout 24/7. Taking the control out of my hands.

Pick up a hobby/task to do while watching TV/YouTube. Start by doing something with your hands aside from doomscrolling. Crochet, draw, cook, clean, mend clothing. If you can't just watch things without doing something else, pick a task to do that does not involve tech. Eventually, the more you do it while watching shows you enjoy, the more you'll Pavlov yourself into enjoying the task on its own.

Read a book. Then read another. Then ten. Then fifty. Devour every word you encounter.

Trade DVDs with friends. When I was little, we didn't have TV because my dad snapped the wires before he left, and we couldn't afford to get it fixed, let alone get cable. We would loan DVDs with friends and family. We'd send each other literal baskets of movies and TV shows that we thought the other person would like. It's still a fond memory.

Keep a journal on you for everything. Rather than jotting random things in a notes app, jot them down in your journal. You'll remember things far better.

Volunteer. If you have time, just go volunteer somewhere. Pick up trash on the side of the road. Go to your local shelter and ask if you can just spend time with the dogs and cats so they don't get bored and lonely and depressed. Spend some time at a nursing home and talk with the people there.

Practice memorizing routes. My mom can go nearly anywhere in the city without a map. I can't. Pick a place where you know the route somewhat well and see if you can get there without a GPS. My favorite way to practice this is trying to get home from someplace unfamiliar, especially downtown, by following the signs for the highways I know will get me home.

Only keep games on your phone that grow your brain. Wordle, language learning, whatever you like. Don't just keep games that you can play mindlessly. One game I'm a big fan of for this is Cells to Singularity. It's a tapping game, but it teaches you about history and science. How we came to be, where we'll go from here.

Practice mindfulness with things like Focus Friend. It's free, no ads, and doesn't sell your data. A miracle in this decade.

Stop using generative AI (unless you need to -- things like screen readers, Meta glasses for the visually impaired, etc.)

Meditate. A great habit to pick up, and also helps slow your mind down so you don't feel the need to keep yourself entertained at all times.

Drink more water and less caffeine. You may think this has nothing to do with tech, but think about why you're drinking so many energy drinks. If you find you're relying on caffeine (or any other substance) the same way we rely on tech for everything, try cutting it out. The buzz might be making the feeling to always be busy and to always be on your phone or on the internet worse.

#slow living #slow tech #mindfulness #mindful living #luddite #slow down #present moment #physical media

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Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

Every time someone comes out as non-monogamous the comments always sound like we’re in the 90’s again. “I didn’t need to know about this.” “You can have this attraction but it doesn’t mean you need to act on it” “I miss when people kept secrets” “you don’t need to satisfy every little urge you have” I’m sorry is this an open panel on Oprah? Literally this sounds like every homophobe from 1992-2006.

#nonmonogamy #enm #polyamory #polyamourous #ethical non monogamy #non monogamy #non monogomous #polygamy

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Duolingo Sucks, Now What?: A Guide

Now that the quality of Duolingo has fallen (even more) due to AI and people are more willing to make the jump here are just some alternative apps and what languages they have:

"I just want an identical experience to DL"

Busuu (Languages: Spanish, Japanese, French, English, German, Dutch, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, Polish, Turkish, Russian, Arabic, Korean)

"I want a good audio-based app"

Language Transfer (Languages: French, Swahili, Italian, Greek, German, Turkish, Arabic, Spanish, English for Spanish Speakers)

"I want a good audio-based app and money's no object"

Pimsleur (Literally so many languages)

Glossika (Also a lot of languages, but minority languages are free)

*anecdote: I borrowed my brother's Japanese Pimsleur CD as a kid and I still remember how to say the weather is nice over a decade later. You can find the CDs at libraries and "other" places I'm sure.

"I have a pretty neat library card"

Mango (Languages: So many and all endangered/Indigenous courses are free even if you don't have a library that has a partnership with Mango)

"I want SRS flashcards and have an android"

AnkiDroid: (Theoretically all languages, pre-made decks can be found easily)

"I want SRS flashcards and I have an iphone"

AnkiApp: It's almost as good as AnkiDroid and free compared to the official Anki app for iphone

"I don't mind ads and just want to learn Korean"

lingory

"I want an app made for Mandarin that's BETTER than DL and has multiple languages to learn Mandarin in"

ChineseSkill (You can use their older version of the course for free)

"I don't like any of these apps you mentioned already, give me one more"

Bunpo: (Languages: Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Korean, and Mandarin)

which-witchhazel

“I just want to learn Spanish/French.”

SpanishDict.com and FrenchDict.com

“I want to learn Chinese for free.”

HelloChinese, and they are currently in the process of removing all AI generated images (that they thought would be a good choice for like two seconds).

“I miss what Duolingo was. I just want it back.”

Lingonaut: currently in beta, but they’re building an app where anyone can make a language course and they’re all free, crowdfunded, without ads, AI free, and actually work at helping you learn a new language.

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Big!!! Steppy!!!

redfagdiver

Taking her job very seriously

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muddycrows

I've been so excited to share this one! This is my full piece for the ourfavoritescene_zine , which was released last month !! This is from chapter 9 of "The Spirit Bares Its Teeth" by Andrew jospeh white, which I highly recommend. Every sale from the zine goes to the campaign for Southern equality

2025 OFS special edition Digital zine in pdf format. 40 pages All about Trans and Enby fictional books. All profits go to Campaign for South

which-witchhazel

I will reblog this every time I see it because this is absolutely my favorite fanart in the history of fanart

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🤲 hands u og butchfemme yuri in these trying times

Not me doing a double take

#dropout #try guys

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