it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications