whats better than this

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

100 years ago today

They named the baby Segway.

i work at google btw and my job is making sure all the AI we make experience white guilt.

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

fucked up that theyre advertising ball shaving kits on a website where a lot of the users dont grow body hair and have purple eyes

AITA? (unassuming doormat of a woman proceeds to describe the plot of a horror movie)