Aspiring Moth

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

i miss the vampires

please dont forget that its never too late to lez out

Everyone think back to your 12 year old self and think of something positive to say about them NOW

give it up for bread with soup

If you flee from something too hard you reflect it revealingly.

Try too hard to avoid being cringe, and you end up cringe. You become insincere; risk nothing, evoke nothing.

At the same time, you could describe an inarticulate temper tantrum as "pure sincerity."

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

there is so much love in patience. so much love in listening.

It’s true, you spend an evening with ur friends laughing and full of joy and it rlly makes everything brighter