Lithe Macho Theta Male

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

ud think id be used to it by now but seeing “black fatigue” getting taken by white conservatives and twisted to mean “fatigue of being around black people and all their ghettoness” yadda yadda instead of what it actually means….a phrase coined by black ppl meaning “a natural traumatic response to black people living under white supremacy” is so like….we r never getting out of this cycle they did it with woke which is a more egregious example but they literally take phrases from us all the time and use them incorrectly at us as a weapon you cant even make phrase to define ur experience as a black person in this country without it being stolen and used to demean you 😭 i wish yall thought everything we did and said was ratchet i hate when yall get whiffs of aave and then it gets into those communities and they turn it into something else

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile