What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to??? 

#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER

jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda

This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing

humans should also pretend to worship lizard deities or something to explain why the dinosaurs aren’t seen to be around. convince the aliens that they’ve transcended physical form into omnipotent and omnipresent pure energy beings that can materialise at any time to feed the narrative that we’re just lowly servants doing their bidding

#honestly i dont care if its fake

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

“BUT YOU 194- I”

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“Son,” the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made