My Loves

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

Shoutout to Sophie in the Wedding Job and her response to the question “Alright, Sophie, where are we at?” That woman completely forgot about the con after hearing that. She fully thought he was talking about their relationship. This is episode three.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin