i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

Reads as something to tell the entire internet seconds before the asteroids hits us

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

Golf is not a sport. It takes no athleticism. It takes more energy to vacuum your apartment than to golf. If your arthritic grandfather can do it then it’s not a sport.

Same thing will pool. If pool is a sport, then playing monopoly is a sport.

Awww. That hurt my feelings. I fuckin love pool. But I also play it intoxicated so there’s that. To back you up I guess.

I love pool too but I also love juggling. I wouldn’t call either a sport.

so what is the threshold for being a sport

There needs to be an aspect of defense and an aspect of athleticism 

why? and does that make war or genocide a sport? an indigenous people running for there lives from invading murderers might require defensive strategies and a bit of athleticism. could you be more specific?

Yes genocide would be on ESPN2 though. Good question thank you. 

Jesus christ it’s been how many years? And you’re still out there posting funny shit. Now that’s a sport

no wonder the other guy is goin faster

The guy animating the sword handle repeatedly gave up throughout the scene

This set makes me both extremely happy and sad

every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

They think they’re like « :| » but really they’re « :3 »

reblog this to join my naruto run team for the 2020 olympics

One sec im having deviantart ptsd

okay but like who is he

Okay but for real who is he I want to suck his dick