goodnight, poon.

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

world heritage post

breeding a new type of dog to be hyperallergenic. this dog will kill someone with allergies with its mere presence

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

failed the prostate exam

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it