The "Fun" in Dysfunctional

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

Wait if round means no nuts what about red

he’s obviously a transman you complete and utter buffoon.

I’m certain I’ve reblogged this multiple times but I’m doing it again

this is one of the best threads i’ve ever seen

The Easter edition is the trans flag which I demand be served year round

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

What about warlocks?

What about Druids?

Magical horse girls

they are going to get key lime pie

just a man and his boy

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

"Taylor Swift is the patron saint of a Brazilian soccer team" is not something I expected to learn today

I have been diagnosed with ADHD

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

@followthebluebell

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried