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okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

no revenge but i have to stop trying to understand why it happened the way it did

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

My fucking pringles just blew away in the wind

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

never forget what they took from us.

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

do u remember back in the day when like. shops having online stores was like. new. not everywhere had an online shoppable site yet.... it was kind of like a slow trickle as more and more places started having online shopping availible..... it's but a fuzzy memory in my head but i remember being fascinated with Online Window Shopping on random places that had the ability... like Waow you can View the Products before going in the store..... if you were lucky....