Be gay commit felonies

Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

people will go onnn about how a man’s flaws makes him so nuanced and interesting and then act genuinely confused when u feel the same way about a woman…

Dc comics is like my boyfriend who constantly disappoints me and shows up late for dates and constantly messages other girls and all my friends think i should break up with but will give me a beautiful gift once a year that stops me from breaking up with him.

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .