cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

Love the chaos

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

Oh my god. Why did they have to go in like that

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

dirt

mmmm… tasty..

the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please

but the i r t stands for it’s really tasty

Witchcraft

Fuuuuuuck

what does this say

The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.