Shower Thoughts

Everyone has a unique font that only they can perfectly write in.

Gotta appreciate the fact our bones don’t get itchy

Porn magazines in the Harry Potter universe must have been pretty lit

The reason dogs love walks so much is probably because the majority of their world lives in a relatively small place. Going on walks is like exploring an entirely new world for them.

The defense mechanism of the Jalapeño backfired.

If everyone on Earth gave you $10 you would still have considerably less than the richest person in the world.

There’s an episode of Peppa Pig where she and her animal classmates take a trip to the zoo to see other animals. That’s some morbid shit.

The negative attitude to braces in movies/cartoons discourage children from having them, never stating its usefulness, while in real life society is completely accepting them, and many people need them.

There’s an episode of Peppa Pig where she and her animal classmates take a trip to the zoo to see other animals. That’s some morbid shit.

At one point there were some people pissed off because they were late to Titanic

One of yours posts may have 100,000 upvøtes and 99,999 downvøtes and you would never know.

Adults constantly tell kids that they can't make big decisions because our brains aren't fully developed yet. But adults also expect us to take tests that will determine the rest of our lives with our incomplete brains.

Fewer and fewer kids are going to know what static on a TV looks like unless they see a video of it.

Someday, in the future, the Moon is going to have a gift shop that sells tacky, moon related objects.

At a nude beach, erectile dysfunction is a super power.

Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.

The difference between intelligence and wisdom is that a intelligent person can solve problems but a wise person can avoid them