baran

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby