are women more important than god?

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

it's thousand yard stare summer

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

i like when you can tell a screenwriter thinks that being good at computers is all about how fast you type. you need to out-computer your enemies with your superior wpm. whoever types the fastest is the most elite hacker in the cyberspace. its all up to you, johnny quickfingers. we're counting on you.

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify