Biological ekphrasis

It’s too much, go back! Go back! 😂 😂

I hate all the fucking muscular, masculine, conventionally attractive men posting shirtless photos and captioning them “big dick energy”. It ruined the meme because they used it as an excuse to be even more narcissistic. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Tbh? Average dick energy let’s be real

On a side note, super muscular/fit guys calling themselves “thicc” annoys me in a similar manner. Fuck off.

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[distantly] THAT DOG

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

@sodomymcscurvylegs

Obviously Aaron Samuels got the real happy ending

op was a terf so I’m stealing the post but yeah if you’re called for jury duty and during the elimination process you’re asked if you’ve ever had any adverse experience with a man (harrassment or rape or any other male violence) just fuckin lie and say no & vote that fucker guilty bc they sure don’t screen for rapists on jury duty only survivors

I did this and sent a 40 year old man to jail for having sex with a 13 year old girl. Almost every day after each court session, I would burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably because sitting in that courtroom was a trigger. I stuck it out because I was knew that girl deserved to feel like her voice was heard.

damn that’s incredibly brave of you thank you so much for sharing

walking into a packed gay bar with only half of my friends

And then not saying a word to him

He needs to get rawed

who does

the gay reading this

okay wow

DEAR GOD JUST COMPLETELY MURDERED HER!