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My problem is that I like collecting things and putting them on a little shelf

i had a dream that eminem came out as tranfem and the only things she did was grow out her hair and get a hairless rat to sit on her shoulder 24/7. the rat was part of the transition. she still went by eminem

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you're hurting them stop it stops top stop it

why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing

horse intimacy

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

The other half is crying

Reporting live from the fucking gutter sis

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

you guys won't fucking believe this

*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

what happened w the grocery store posting U guys used to love romanticizing the grocery store

the inflation